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One of the Best Ideas ever? Of course.

Fashion Advice

Today's half-assed idea comes from me, Jimmy. (Who else would it come from? It's my fucking blog.) Anyway, it's going to fucking revolutionize the world of fashion and style.


Tattoo your clothing on to yourself. It's so fucking simple.

No spending money on T-Shirts.

No laundry.

With matching tasteful tattoo pants, never be arrested for public indecency again!

No sweatshop labour. Just a greasy man in an alleyway in Roxbury.

I should write a children's book.

So the Harry Potter movie is coming out sometime soon, and apparently a lot of people are going to see it. But more importantly, I realized that I should get in to this whole children's book fad before it passes and they all go back to their TVs and their xboxes and neighbourhood whores and what not.

How hard could it even be to write one anyway? Kids are idiots. They have to be told not to stick their fingers in outlets, or play with the knives without supervision. They're obviously not able to distinguish quality literature from a half-drunk manifesto that I'll probably end up writing in ketchup on a Denny's place mat.

The Sanctuary of the modern Poet.